1 00:00:08,285 --> 00:00:09,853 -Hank, you are the only department head 2 00:00:09,953 --> 00:00:11,688 who has not submitted a list of faculty to cut. 3 00:00:11,788 --> 00:00:13,224 * 4 00:00:13,324 --> 00:00:15,025 -Well, what the hell is it with you? 5 00:00:15,126 --> 00:00:17,228 Whose side are you on? What do you even want? 6 00:00:17,328 --> 00:00:19,230 -Russell? -Yeah? 7 00:00:19,330 --> 00:00:22,199 -I'm gonna take you home to your wife. 8 00:00:22,299 --> 00:00:24,601 -I'm getting a divorce. -You had your chance. 9 00:00:25,636 --> 00:00:27,204 -Now, this has to stay between us. 10 00:00:27,304 --> 00:00:28,805 That's a $50 million building. 11 00:00:28,905 --> 00:00:31,708 Think he just pulled $10 million from, I don't know. 12 00:00:31,808 --> 00:00:34,044 -I've grown and I feel like you haven't, 13 00:00:49,760 --> 00:00:52,929 I would like to thank the legislature 14 00:00:53,029 --> 00:00:56,233 for trusting and partnering with me 15 00:00:56,333 --> 00:01:00,571 on a leaner, yet stronger university system. 16 00:01:00,671 --> 00:01:01,538 My predecessors, 17 00:01:01,638 --> 00:01:05,409 as president and CEO of Railton, 18 00:01:05,508 --> 00:01:07,378 ballooned our budget, 19 00:01:07,478 --> 00:01:08,844 and created a system 20 00:01:08,945 --> 00:01:13,417 of redundancies and bureaucracies that ran wild. 21 00:01:14,618 --> 00:01:17,087 Together, with the legislature, 22 00:01:17,188 --> 00:01:21,325 we take step one in correcting this mistake. 23 00:01:22,359 --> 00:01:23,427 By tomorrow, 24 00:01:23,527 --> 00:01:25,862 this week of layoffs will be behind us. 25 00:01:25,962 --> 00:01:28,232 It will have been painful... 26 00:01:28,332 --> 00:01:32,469 yet, I assure you we are up to the task. 27 00:01:34,971 --> 00:01:37,140 Thank you, everyone. 28 00:02:11,842 --> 00:02:13,810 Wait, Professor! 29 00:02:13,910 --> 00:02:15,679 Hey, did you read my story yet? 30 00:02:15,779 --> 00:02:16,980 No. Uh... 31 00:02:17,080 --> 00:02:18,081 I just have to get through 32 00:02:18,181 --> 00:02:19,316 War and Peace and Moby Dick first, 33 00:02:19,416 --> 00:02:21,184 then your story. 34 00:02:21,285 --> 00:02:22,653 That's okay. 35 00:02:22,753 --> 00:02:25,055 Looks like you might not be here that much longer anyway. 36 00:02:26,089 --> 00:02:26,990 You know, when the writing thing 37 00:02:27,090 --> 00:02:28,024 doesn't work out, 38 00:02:28,124 --> 00:02:29,593 try a career in college administration. 39 00:02:29,693 --> 00:02:30,894 You'd be great at it. 40 00:02:34,030 --> 00:02:35,332 Uh, I'm sorry, Professor! 41 00:02:35,432 --> 00:02:37,067 -Mr. Pope is now-- -Where is he? 42 00:02:38,469 --> 00:02:39,703 I can't say. 43 00:02:40,937 --> 00:02:43,073 I know about the pencils, Dennis. 44 00:02:44,074 --> 00:02:45,041 What? 45 00:02:45,141 --> 00:02:46,377 The pencils. 46 00:02:46,477 --> 00:02:47,610 My assistant, Rachel, told me. 47 00:02:47,711 --> 00:02:49,780 He makes you sharpen all of his pencils 48 00:02:49,880 --> 00:02:50,814 to the exact same length. 49 00:02:50,914 --> 00:02:52,816 And if one goes shorter than the others, 50 00:02:52,916 --> 00:02:54,285 you have to fix 'em all. 51 00:02:54,384 --> 00:02:57,053 And if any go below 17 centimeters, 52 00:02:57,153 --> 00:02:58,855 you have to start all over. 53 00:02:58,955 --> 00:03:02,426 Some days are just about pencils. 54 00:03:04,595 --> 00:03:07,864 Yeah. 55 00:03:07,964 --> 00:03:08,965 18... 56 00:03:09,065 --> 00:03:10,567 It's 18 centimeters. 57 00:03:16,940 --> 00:03:19,075 Check the cafeteria in the Lemke Center. 58 00:03:28,852 --> 00:03:29,853 You can't do that. 59 00:03:31,422 --> 00:03:32,589 Did you just lick-- 60 00:03:32,689 --> 00:03:34,024 Look... 61 00:03:34,124 --> 00:03:35,058 use a container, okay? 62 00:03:35,158 --> 00:03:36,026 I'll pay for it. 63 00:03:36,126 --> 00:03:37,394 I'll buy you raisins. 64 00:03:37,494 --> 00:03:38,895 You know? Just-- It's gross. 65 00:03:38,995 --> 00:03:40,364 I'm looking forward to seeing your list 66 00:03:40,464 --> 00:03:42,899 this afternoon, Hank. 67 00:03:42,999 --> 00:03:44,368 Though I doubt it will come. 68 00:03:44,468 --> 00:03:45,402 Don't worry, 69 00:03:45,502 --> 00:03:46,836 I have one of my own made already. 70 00:03:46,937 --> 00:03:48,271 I'm going straight to the press. 71 00:03:48,372 --> 00:03:50,774 I know that you siphoned off funds 72 00:03:50,874 --> 00:03:52,509 that were allocated for the faculty 73 00:03:52,609 --> 00:03:54,177 to pay for the shortfall in your building. 74 00:03:54,277 --> 00:03:55,946 -In fact, I have proof! -You do not. 75 00:03:56,046 --> 00:03:57,714 Yeah. A letter from Jeffrey Epstein. It's... 76 00:03:58,848 --> 00:04:00,283 Yeah. 77 00:04:00,384 --> 00:04:01,752 He knows. 78 00:04:01,852 --> 00:04:03,053 He doesn't like it. 79 00:04:03,153 --> 00:04:04,388 In fact, he feels guilty. 80 00:04:04,488 --> 00:04:05,956 He's a good guy, your buddy, Jeffrey Epstein. 81 00:04:06,056 --> 00:04:07,691 He's not my buddy. 82 00:04:07,791 --> 00:04:09,125 Do not associate me with that name. 83 00:04:10,293 --> 00:04:11,194 And there is no letter. 84 00:04:11,294 --> 00:04:12,863 Because what you said is untrue. 85 00:04:12,963 --> 00:04:13,896 No, there is. 86 00:04:13,997 --> 00:04:15,432 And it's in a safe-deposit box. 87 00:04:15,532 --> 00:04:16,767 If anything happens to me, 88 00:04:16,867 --> 00:04:18,835 Rudy Giuliani has the other key. 89 00:04:36,152 --> 00:04:37,153 You stopped moving. 90 00:04:40,323 --> 00:04:41,825 You stopped showering. 91 00:04:41,925 --> 00:04:43,259 Ha, ha. 92 00:04:43,360 --> 00:04:44,895 Why don't you help make dinner? 93 00:04:44,995 --> 00:04:46,930 Doing something can make you feel better. 94 00:04:47,030 --> 00:04:49,600 Not always, but it's been known to help. 95 00:04:51,402 --> 00:04:52,302 I can open the wine. 96 00:04:52,403 --> 00:04:53,770 -No. -What? 97 00:04:54,771 --> 00:04:55,772 Last time you opened the wine, 98 00:04:55,872 --> 00:04:58,642 you got cork in the, uh, drinking part. 99 00:04:58,742 --> 00:04:59,710 I can open the wine. 100 00:05:01,712 --> 00:05:02,779 Oof! 101 00:05:02,879 --> 00:05:05,181 I had to say goodbye to so many colleagues today. 102 00:05:05,281 --> 00:05:06,282 Herb... 103 00:05:06,383 --> 00:05:07,684 he was actually sobbing. 104 00:05:07,784 --> 00:05:08,785 Oh, yeah? 105 00:05:08,885 --> 00:05:10,320 Was he chopping onions for you? 106 00:05:10,421 --> 00:05:11,455 Oh, sorry. 107 00:05:11,555 --> 00:05:12,923 I know you had a hard day, too. 108 00:05:13,023 --> 00:05:14,658 No, today was just sharpening blades. 109 00:05:14,758 --> 00:05:17,127 Tomorrow, I cut heads off. 110 00:05:18,194 --> 00:05:19,129 Good luck. 111 00:05:19,229 --> 00:05:20,130 You couldn't even chop that fish's head off 112 00:05:20,230 --> 00:05:21,765 that one time. You made me do it. 113 00:05:21,865 --> 00:05:24,868 Yeah. It was disturbing how easily it came to you. 114 00:05:24,968 --> 00:05:27,604 Have you figured out who you're gonna fire yet? 115 00:05:27,704 --> 00:05:28,539 No! 116 00:05:28,639 --> 00:05:30,373 What's wrong with this thing? 117 00:05:31,374 --> 00:05:32,976 Julie? 118 00:05:40,451 --> 00:05:41,685 Can we talk to each other? 119 00:05:41,785 --> 00:05:43,654 No. No, we can't, Russell. 120 00:05:43,754 --> 00:05:44,855 Please! I love you, Julie! 121 00:05:44,955 --> 00:05:45,956 I just want to explain things a little bit. 122 00:05:46,056 --> 00:05:46,990 You lied to my face! 123 00:05:47,090 --> 00:05:48,859 If you don't go away right now, 124 00:05:48,959 --> 00:05:50,226 -I will throw this bottle-- -No! 125 00:05:50,326 --> 00:05:51,962 --through the glass and right at your head! 126 00:05:52,062 --> 00:05:52,896 Honey, don't. 127 00:05:52,996 --> 00:05:54,230 I'm stepping back! 128 00:06:02,973 --> 00:06:04,374 -Honey, let me do it. -I got it. 129 00:06:04,475 --> 00:06:05,509 -Please. -I got it! 130 00:06:05,609 --> 00:06:06,877 Maybe just give it to your dad. 131 00:06:06,977 --> 00:06:07,878 Yeah. I can do it. 132 00:06:07,978 --> 00:06:09,379 -You're too... -Julie... 133 00:06:10,647 --> 00:06:11,748 -Come on. -Goddammit! 134 00:06:11,848 --> 00:06:13,049 No! 135 00:06:13,149 --> 00:06:15,051 Oh... 136 00:06:15,151 --> 00:06:16,186 oh. 137 00:06:25,862 --> 00:06:26,930 Get me another one. 138 00:06:27,030 --> 00:06:28,098 To throw? 139 00:06:28,198 --> 00:06:29,466 To drink. 140 00:06:31,668 --> 00:06:32,969 Maybe screw top. 141 00:06:34,270 --> 00:06:35,706 Don't look at me! Turn around! 142 00:06:44,815 --> 00:06:47,350 * Oh, my enemy 143 00:06:47,450 --> 00:06:51,522 * I have given up on you, sir * 144 00:06:51,622 --> 00:06:55,759 * I don't care about the future * 145 00:06:55,859 --> 00:06:58,495 * But I want to care... 146 00:07:01,632 --> 00:07:02,733 Dad, let me help you. 147 00:07:02,833 --> 00:07:04,067 No. I got it. 148 00:07:04,167 --> 00:07:05,636 No problem. 149 00:07:06,870 --> 00:07:08,572 Easy.... peasy. 150 00:07:08,672 --> 00:07:09,840 Oh... 151 00:07:20,551 --> 00:07:21,918 Never happened. 152 00:07:22,018 --> 00:07:25,822 * ...Take me there 153 00:07:25,922 --> 00:07:28,158 * Take me there 154 00:07:33,396 --> 00:07:34,931 Russell? 155 00:07:35,899 --> 00:07:36,933 Yeah? 156 00:07:38,601 --> 00:07:41,437 How long are you gonna stay out here? 157 00:07:41,538 --> 00:07:42,773 Till Julie talks to me. 158 00:07:42,873 --> 00:07:44,675 But what if she doesn't wanna talk to you? 159 00:07:44,775 --> 00:07:46,943 Well... 160 00:07:47,043 --> 00:07:48,178 come on, Mom. 161 00:07:48,278 --> 00:07:49,445 It's Julie. 162 00:07:49,546 --> 00:07:51,447 I mean, she doesn't really know what she wants. 163 00:07:58,421 --> 00:07:59,623 She might. 164 00:08:12,368 --> 00:08:14,571 -I'm gonna miss you. -Me too. 165 00:08:17,140 --> 00:08:18,441 Did you see Russell up there? 166 00:08:18,541 --> 00:08:19,442 Yep. 167 00:08:19,542 --> 00:08:21,144 What should I do, Mom? 168 00:08:21,244 --> 00:08:22,345 Um... 169 00:08:22,445 --> 00:08:23,346 whatever you do, 170 00:08:23,446 --> 00:08:27,183 just remember to be calm and reasonable. 171 00:08:27,283 --> 00:08:28,384 -I love you. -Love you. 172 00:08:30,120 --> 00:08:32,054 Dad broke your nightstand. 173 00:08:35,158 --> 00:08:36,793 Are you able to come home this weekend? 174 00:08:36,893 --> 00:08:38,561 I'm sorry, I can't. 175 00:08:38,662 --> 00:08:41,698 There's this fundraiser at school on Saturday. 176 00:08:41,798 --> 00:08:43,366 Can you come to New York? 177 00:08:43,466 --> 00:08:44,868 Uh... 178 00:08:44,968 --> 00:08:46,637 Probably need to be here, right, 179 00:08:46,737 --> 00:08:48,371 because of everything that's going on? 180 00:08:48,471 --> 00:08:49,372 Oh, I... 181 00:08:49,472 --> 00:08:53,208 I-- I can stop work for a weekend. 182 00:08:53,309 --> 00:08:54,911 It's a really big deal, 183 00:08:55,011 --> 00:08:56,913 what's happening in your department. 184 00:08:57,013 --> 00:08:58,381 And you decided to stay here 185 00:08:58,481 --> 00:09:00,283 and not come with me to New York, 186 00:09:00,383 --> 00:09:03,720 'cause you weren't ready to give up your career. 187 00:09:03,820 --> 00:09:05,889 I did say that, didn't I? 188 00:09:05,989 --> 00:09:08,324 Ugh, I hate me. 189 00:09:08,424 --> 00:09:09,559 Just don't make a joke of that decision. 190 00:09:09,660 --> 00:09:11,261 Just really be in your career. 191 00:09:16,332 --> 00:09:17,768 Okay. 192 00:10:06,249 --> 00:10:08,318 Oh, shit. 193 00:10:18,561 --> 00:10:20,363 English Department. 194 00:10:25,702 --> 00:10:27,137 I need your help with something. 195 00:10:27,237 --> 00:10:28,504 Okay. 196 00:10:28,604 --> 00:10:30,974 If you had to fire three people... 197 00:10:31,074 --> 00:10:32,108 No. 198 00:10:32,208 --> 00:10:33,309 ...which would you pick? 199 00:10:33,409 --> 00:10:34,911 No. 200 00:10:35,011 --> 00:10:36,246 I'm not saying you have to fire them, 201 00:10:36,346 --> 00:10:38,448 and I'm not saying I would choose the same three. 202 00:10:38,548 --> 00:10:39,449 Okay? Although-- 203 00:10:39,549 --> 00:10:41,117 No. 204 00:10:44,755 --> 00:10:46,222 All right. 205 00:10:52,462 --> 00:10:53,563 Ah... Finny. 206 00:10:55,265 --> 00:10:57,833 Emma. 207 00:10:57,934 --> 00:10:59,202 Gracie. 208 00:11:39,109 --> 00:11:40,376 Sorry about the "Spanky" thing. 209 00:11:40,476 --> 00:11:42,445 It's okay, Billy. 210 00:11:44,180 --> 00:11:46,983 I've been with this department for 26 years. 211 00:11:47,083 --> 00:11:48,418 Even before it was a department. 212 00:11:48,518 --> 00:11:50,420 It was just four of us 213 00:11:50,520 --> 00:11:52,422 working out of a two-room storage closet 214 00:11:52,522 --> 00:11:53,857 in the basement of the old gym. 215 00:11:53,957 --> 00:11:54,858 You know that's not true. 216 00:11:54,958 --> 00:11:56,426 Well, it might have been. 217 00:11:56,526 --> 00:11:58,061 You know? 218 00:11:58,161 --> 00:12:00,396 Did you know that it was me that brought in Shifelli. 219 00:12:00,496 --> 00:12:02,332 I also brought in Shapiro. 220 00:12:02,432 --> 00:12:03,399 I kicked Nelson out 221 00:12:03,499 --> 00:12:05,401 when she started showing up drunk every day. 222 00:12:05,501 --> 00:12:06,402 I know... the irony. 223 00:12:06,502 --> 00:12:08,238 -Jesus Christ. -Billy... 224 00:12:08,338 --> 00:12:09,840 you don't have to justify. 225 00:12:09,940 --> 00:12:11,274 But why is it 226 00:12:11,374 --> 00:12:12,775 that the experienced 227 00:12:12,876 --> 00:12:16,679 are the ones who get the axe first? 228 00:12:16,779 --> 00:12:18,882 I mean, who conjured up that policy? 229 00:12:18,982 --> 00:12:22,085 You know, let some stupid 24-year old twit 230 00:12:22,185 --> 00:12:23,353 out of Oberlin 231 00:12:23,453 --> 00:12:24,754 teach Shakespeare, and Milton, 232 00:12:24,855 --> 00:12:25,922 and... Jesus. 233 00:12:26,022 --> 00:12:29,359 You know, they're gonna cancel the whole Renaissance 234 00:12:29,459 --> 00:12:30,560 if we don't stop them. 235 00:12:30,660 --> 00:12:32,028 You know, if it's not 236 00:12:32,128 --> 00:12:33,964 some screaming exegesis of the left-- 237 00:12:34,064 --> 00:12:35,631 Billy! Come on. Come on. 238 00:12:36,699 --> 00:12:37,633 Listen... 239 00:12:37,733 --> 00:12:40,503 We practically raised our families together. 240 00:12:42,505 --> 00:12:44,507 You remember? 241 00:12:46,843 --> 00:12:49,279 You dropped Julie off in the morning, 242 00:12:49,379 --> 00:12:51,848 and Lucy would babysit her all day. 243 00:12:54,017 --> 00:12:55,351 It was nice. 244 00:13:01,324 --> 00:13:02,358 I'm not gonna fire you. 245 00:13:04,827 --> 00:13:05,929 No? 246 00:13:06,029 --> 00:13:07,030 No. 247 00:13:08,198 --> 00:13:09,332 That's not why I called you in. 248 00:13:09,432 --> 00:13:12,168 I-- I called you in here... 249 00:13:12,268 --> 00:13:13,503 I mean, right from the start, 250 00:13:13,603 --> 00:13:16,940 to simply ask you a question. 251 00:13:19,442 --> 00:13:21,878 Which three of these people would you fire? 252 00:13:24,214 --> 00:13:25,515 Oh! 253 00:13:27,750 --> 00:13:30,353 Well, I sure as shit ain't gonna do your dirty work. 254 00:13:39,162 --> 00:13:40,330 Did you set up your keyboard yet? 255 00:13:40,596 --> 00:13:41,697 No. 256 00:13:41,797 --> 00:13:43,934 I'm scared I won't remember how to play C chord. 257 00:13:44,034 --> 00:13:44,968 Oh, you'll find out. 258 00:13:45,068 --> 00:13:46,402 I will find out. 259 00:13:47,570 --> 00:13:49,105 You know what weirdly I'm looking forward to most 260 00:13:49,205 --> 00:13:50,706 is an unbroken night's sleep. 261 00:13:50,806 --> 00:13:52,675 Hank gets up several times in the night 262 00:13:52,775 --> 00:13:55,545 with these phantom urges to pee. 263 00:13:55,645 --> 00:13:57,013 I'm sorry, he gets what? 264 00:13:57,113 --> 00:13:59,682 Like, he needs to pee, but he can't. 265 00:13:59,782 --> 00:14:01,584 But he has to get up anyway, just in case. 266 00:14:05,221 --> 00:14:07,057 -Oh, my god. -What? 267 00:14:07,157 --> 00:14:08,424 That's Catherine Keener. 268 00:14:09,759 --> 00:14:11,127 Yeah, that's her. 269 00:14:11,227 --> 00:14:12,528 Her characters are so unlikable. 270 00:14:12,628 --> 00:14:13,696 Shush. 271 00:14:13,796 --> 00:14:14,764 It's true. 272 00:14:15,831 --> 00:14:16,967 Go say hi. 273 00:14:17,067 --> 00:14:18,268 Shush, shush. 274 00:14:20,736 --> 00:14:22,005 -Hi. -Hi. 275 00:14:22,105 --> 00:14:23,106 Hi. 276 00:14:24,740 --> 00:14:26,542 I really love your work. 277 00:14:26,642 --> 00:14:27,510 Thank you. 278 00:14:27,610 --> 00:14:28,844 Appreciate it. 279 00:14:29,812 --> 00:14:31,214 I've seen everything probably... 280 00:14:31,314 --> 00:14:32,382 probably twice. 281 00:14:32,482 --> 00:14:33,916 Oh, wow. 282 00:14:34,017 --> 00:14:35,451 Really, thank you. 283 00:14:37,320 --> 00:14:38,388 Okay. 284 00:14:38,488 --> 00:14:40,256 Okay, so this is like a weird thing fan thing. 285 00:14:40,356 --> 00:14:42,058 She wants a photo. 286 00:14:42,158 --> 00:14:43,193 Oh, of course. Sure. 287 00:14:43,293 --> 00:14:44,727 Oh, no, not that, not that. Uh, I mean, I will. 288 00:14:44,827 --> 00:14:46,096 -I mean-- -But, um, no. 289 00:14:46,196 --> 00:14:48,531 It's just that my husband and I... 290 00:14:48,631 --> 00:14:49,932 I just think you'll think this is funny. 291 00:14:50,033 --> 00:14:52,502 Um, every time your name comes up, 292 00:14:52,602 --> 00:14:53,603 he makes a move on me. 293 00:14:55,271 --> 00:14:56,706 -Oh. -Yep. 294 00:14:58,374 --> 00:15:00,776 Wow. Well, I guess he's my fan then. 295 00:15:00,876 --> 00:15:02,712 Actually, it works for both of us, so. 296 00:15:05,348 --> 00:15:06,949 Yeah. 297 00:15:07,050 --> 00:15:08,618 This is about the time that I'd... 298 00:15:08,718 --> 00:15:10,920 I'd run out from a potential psycho. 299 00:15:11,021 --> 00:15:12,088 -Oh, no! -But you know what? 300 00:15:12,188 --> 00:15:13,223 No, my husband and I 301 00:15:13,323 --> 00:15:14,924 have a similar thing with Winston Churchill, so. 302 00:15:15,025 --> 00:15:15,925 -Different story. -Really? 303 00:15:16,026 --> 00:15:17,693 No! 304 00:15:17,793 --> 00:15:19,229 -No. -I'm so dumb. 305 00:15:19,329 --> 00:15:20,330 Is he here? 306 00:15:21,364 --> 00:15:23,099 Who-- Who? 307 00:15:23,199 --> 00:15:24,534 Your husband. 308 00:15:24,634 --> 00:15:25,768 Oh, right! 309 00:15:25,868 --> 00:15:26,902 Um, no. 310 00:15:27,003 --> 00:15:28,271 He's in Pennsylvania. 311 00:15:28,371 --> 00:15:31,141 I got a really good job here that I couldn't turn down, so-- 312 00:15:31,241 --> 00:15:32,808 but he'll come visit. 313 00:15:32,908 --> 00:15:35,511 Yeah. That's tough, though, with the long-distance thing. 314 00:15:37,213 --> 00:15:38,548 Oh. 315 00:15:38,648 --> 00:15:39,549 I... 316 00:15:39,649 --> 00:15:41,317 Well, there's my co-- 317 00:15:41,417 --> 00:15:43,619 This is my coffee shop, so I'm sure I'll see you around. 318 00:15:43,719 --> 00:15:44,887 Okay. 319 00:15:44,987 --> 00:15:47,290 You just feel free to drop my name if you wanna get some. 320 00:15:47,390 --> 00:15:48,758 I will! 321 00:15:48,858 --> 00:15:49,958 Okay. 322 00:15:50,060 --> 00:15:51,194 -Bye. -Bye. 323 00:15:54,897 --> 00:15:56,232 Oh, shit. 324 00:15:56,332 --> 00:15:57,433 I forgot the picture. 325 00:15:57,533 --> 00:16:00,170 Hank is never gonna believe me. 326 00:16:01,737 --> 00:16:02,872 I love New York. 327 00:16:06,576 --> 00:16:09,279 Come on. Come on. 328 00:16:11,081 --> 00:16:13,083 Hank. 329 00:16:13,183 --> 00:16:15,385 You're not helping anybody by drawing this out. 330 00:16:18,888 --> 00:16:20,123 I don't know what to do. 331 00:16:23,259 --> 00:16:24,660 Jesus. 332 00:16:24,760 --> 00:16:25,861 You're a mess. 333 00:16:28,064 --> 00:16:29,965 What to do, what to do? 334 00:16:30,066 --> 00:16:33,236 There's gotta be a last-ditch attempt... 335 00:16:34,270 --> 00:16:35,771 ...a Hail Mary. 336 00:16:35,871 --> 00:16:37,340 Those never work. 337 00:16:37,440 --> 00:16:39,008 That's why they call them a Hail Mary. 338 00:16:39,109 --> 00:16:41,010 That lady couldn't throw to save her life. 339 00:16:41,111 --> 00:16:43,313 But I can. 340 00:16:43,413 --> 00:16:45,715 So here goes. 341 00:16:45,815 --> 00:16:48,384 Ready, fire, aim. 342 00:16:53,623 --> 00:16:55,891 Hey. This is an impressive place. 343 00:16:55,991 --> 00:16:57,360 It is not. 344 00:16:57,460 --> 00:16:58,861 Well, it makes an impression. 345 00:16:58,961 --> 00:17:00,296 That's the point. 346 00:17:00,396 --> 00:17:02,365 You know, if you get fancy, everybody sees that. 347 00:17:02,465 --> 00:17:04,234 They're gonna wanna get fancy, too. 348 00:17:04,333 --> 00:17:05,368 I don't mind this. 349 00:17:05,468 --> 00:17:08,971 Plus, I got a 30,000-square-foot house. 350 00:17:09,071 --> 00:17:09,972 The thing's so big, 351 00:17:10,072 --> 00:17:11,006 I gotta put maps up 352 00:17:11,107 --> 00:17:13,376 with these signs that say "you are here". 353 00:17:13,476 --> 00:17:15,145 I got lost in it twice. 354 00:17:15,245 --> 00:17:16,246 What can I do for you fellows? 355 00:17:16,346 --> 00:17:18,348 Uh, we're here to talk to you 356 00:17:18,448 --> 00:17:21,417 about your good pal, Dickie Pope. 357 00:17:21,516 --> 00:17:23,218 Good pal? 358 00:17:23,319 --> 00:17:24,387 Yeah. 359 00:17:24,487 --> 00:17:25,688 I thought so. 360 00:17:25,787 --> 00:17:26,889 You know, with my name, 361 00:17:26,988 --> 00:17:28,858 it's kinda hard to get into certain country clubs. 362 00:17:28,958 --> 00:17:31,527 I thought maybe Dickie Pope would be my way in. 363 00:17:31,627 --> 00:17:34,029 Talk about a fair-weather friend. 364 00:17:34,130 --> 00:17:36,065 Soon as that final check cleared, 365 00:17:36,166 --> 00:17:38,000 it was "Sayonara, Jeffrey Epstein." 366 00:17:38,100 --> 00:17:39,068 No! 367 00:17:39,169 --> 00:17:40,870 That seemed like such a solid friendship. 368 00:17:40,970 --> 00:17:42,004 Yeah, I get it. 369 00:17:42,104 --> 00:17:44,274 I mean, you think a guy who leads a university 370 00:17:44,374 --> 00:17:47,076 would want to be good friends to the university, 371 00:17:47,177 --> 00:17:48,244 but instead, like... 372 00:17:48,344 --> 00:17:50,012 like you told us, 373 00:17:50,112 --> 00:17:52,715 he plunders ten mil from just anywhere. 374 00:17:52,815 --> 00:17:54,250 And unfortunately for us, it's... 375 00:17:54,350 --> 00:17:56,619 as you know... 376 00:17:56,719 --> 00:17:58,321 in the faculty budget. 377 00:18:04,360 --> 00:18:05,495 That seems unlikely. 378 00:18:06,696 --> 00:18:08,231 Well, pretty sure that was it. 379 00:18:08,331 --> 00:18:10,300 He probably just went and financed the building, 380 00:18:10,400 --> 00:18:11,767 that's how these things go. 381 00:18:11,867 --> 00:18:14,637 There's too many tax incentives to not just go get a mortgage. 382 00:18:16,071 --> 00:18:17,307 I'm sorry, I'm not trying to burst your bubble. 383 00:18:17,407 --> 00:18:18,441 It's just... 384 00:18:18,541 --> 00:18:19,475 I really doubt 385 00:18:19,575 --> 00:18:21,377 that there's some secret ten million out there 386 00:18:21,477 --> 00:18:22,478 that's gonna help ya. 387 00:18:22,578 --> 00:18:24,146 So it was just a loan? 388 00:18:24,247 --> 00:18:26,416 I think that's the simplest answer. 389 00:18:26,516 --> 00:18:27,450 Now, look-- 390 00:18:27,550 --> 00:18:28,618 I mean, if you guys get fired, call me up. 391 00:18:28,718 --> 00:18:30,052 I'll be the first one to buy you a beer. 392 00:18:30,152 --> 00:18:30,953 I like you guys. 393 00:18:31,053 --> 00:18:32,154 You know, you're-- 394 00:18:32,255 --> 00:18:33,856 you're like, uh... friends. 395 00:18:35,258 --> 00:18:36,692 I don't really have friends. 396 00:18:38,027 --> 00:18:40,196 It's hard when everybody wants something from you. 397 00:18:42,732 --> 00:18:45,835 Well, maybe you could put in a good word for us 398 00:18:45,935 --> 00:18:48,638 with your friends on the board. 399 00:18:48,738 --> 00:18:50,440 Sure, fellas. 400 00:18:50,540 --> 00:18:51,441 Thanks. 401 00:18:51,541 --> 00:18:53,809 We should be at Nora's bar by 5:00 PM-- 402 00:18:53,909 --> 00:18:55,177 maybe earlier-- 403 00:18:55,278 --> 00:18:58,281 so you can stop by and buy us all the beers you want. 404 00:18:58,381 --> 00:18:59,382 It's a date. 405 00:19:15,798 --> 00:19:18,668 This could be every day, but in a warmer climate. 406 00:19:18,768 --> 00:19:21,704 What is it with you and Florida? 407 00:19:21,804 --> 00:19:24,840 I like to think of it as North Cuba. 408 00:19:24,940 --> 00:19:26,409 You know I'm Cuban, right? 409 00:19:27,777 --> 00:19:29,144 Of course. 410 00:19:32,915 --> 00:19:35,518 I'm not going to Florida, Jacob. 411 00:19:35,618 --> 00:19:36,952 You could stay. 412 00:19:37,052 --> 00:19:38,388 No one's forcing you out. 413 00:19:38,488 --> 00:19:39,989 I cannot. 414 00:19:40,089 --> 00:19:41,991 I just can't work for that guy, Dickie. 415 00:19:43,125 --> 00:19:44,527 You've always been too good for this job. 416 00:19:44,627 --> 00:19:46,362 Too soft-hearted. 417 00:19:46,462 --> 00:19:47,730 Maybe. 418 00:19:47,830 --> 00:19:50,700 He just doesn't believe in public education. 419 00:19:50,800 --> 00:19:51,701 Hmm. 420 00:19:51,801 --> 00:19:54,236 It's perverse that he has this job. 421 00:19:54,337 --> 00:19:55,305 Mm-hmm. 422 00:19:55,405 --> 00:19:56,606 Doesn't make sense. 423 00:19:58,808 --> 00:20:00,776 What can I do to get you to leave with me? 424 00:20:02,978 --> 00:20:06,015 What you don't understand is I actually like it here. 425 00:20:14,089 --> 00:20:16,125 I feel like a teenager when I'm with you. 426 00:20:51,226 --> 00:20:53,363 It's good to see your face. 427 00:20:53,463 --> 00:20:54,664 I'm working. 428 00:20:56,366 --> 00:20:58,701 Uh, is there an outlet, uh, in there that I can use? 429 00:20:58,801 --> 00:21:00,736 I-- I'm trying to hook up my space heater and my-- 430 00:21:00,836 --> 00:21:02,071 and my phone's gonna die. 431 00:21:02,171 --> 00:21:04,073 No. 432 00:21:04,173 --> 00:21:06,141 Okay. 433 00:21:06,241 --> 00:21:08,544 Is there one out here that I'm missing, or...? 434 00:21:08,644 --> 00:21:10,446 No. 435 00:21:10,546 --> 00:21:13,215 And if there was, you couldn't use it. 436 00:21:13,315 --> 00:21:15,485 Yeah, I know we have problems. 437 00:21:15,585 --> 00:21:16,952 You know? 438 00:21:17,052 --> 00:21:19,321 But I really, really wanna work on them. 439 00:21:19,422 --> 00:21:20,390 You cheated on me. 440 00:21:20,490 --> 00:21:22,458 How is that working on problems? 441 00:21:22,558 --> 00:21:24,994 Well, you cheated on me twice. 442 00:21:25,094 --> 00:21:26,161 I was 19, 443 00:21:26,261 --> 00:21:27,730 and you were so stoned the entire time, 444 00:21:27,830 --> 00:21:29,064 you hardly noticed. 445 00:21:29,164 --> 00:21:30,199 I noticed. 446 00:21:31,901 --> 00:21:32,802 Look, sometimes, 447 00:21:32,902 --> 00:21:33,836 it's hard for me to bring things up with you 448 00:21:33,936 --> 00:21:35,938 because you get really angry, or-- 449 00:21:36,038 --> 00:21:38,140 or judgmental, like-- 450 00:21:38,240 --> 00:21:39,174 like your dad. 451 00:21:39,274 --> 00:21:40,142 I'm not like my dad. 452 00:21:40,242 --> 00:21:41,310 Yeah, no, I know, I know. 453 00:21:41,411 --> 00:21:42,277 I know. 454 00:21:42,378 --> 00:21:44,279 That-- That's why I love you. 455 00:21:44,380 --> 00:21:45,648 But... 456 00:21:45,748 --> 00:21:46,749 you can... 457 00:21:46,849 --> 00:21:47,517 Sometimes, when I'm saying something, 458 00:21:47,617 --> 00:21:49,619 you know, you can act, um... 459 00:21:49,719 --> 00:21:51,854 -like-- -How could you do this to me? 460 00:21:55,124 --> 00:21:56,258 My parents are splitting up, 461 00:21:56,358 --> 00:21:58,394 and then you go and you do this to me? 462 00:22:00,095 --> 00:22:02,565 Sometimes, it's scary to bring up issues with you. 463 00:22:04,734 --> 00:22:06,001 So what if it's scary? 464 00:22:06,101 --> 00:22:07,703 How weak are you? 465 00:22:18,614 --> 00:22:20,483 Here's a life hack-- 466 00:22:20,516 --> 00:22:21,884 ugh-- 467 00:22:21,917 --> 00:22:23,018 when you're in the middle of your worst day, 468 00:22:23,919 --> 00:22:24,687 pick the worst thing you have to do 469 00:22:24,787 --> 00:22:25,788 and get it done. 470 00:22:25,888 --> 00:22:27,723 I mean, how much further down can you go? 471 00:22:27,823 --> 00:22:30,325 Oh, here he comes. 472 00:22:30,426 --> 00:22:31,226 Ahem. 473 00:22:31,326 --> 00:22:32,428 Bartow. 474 00:22:37,399 --> 00:22:38,468 Let me guess. 475 00:22:38,568 --> 00:22:39,702 You hated it, 476 00:22:39,802 --> 00:22:42,071 but you gave me a B-plus to keep my parents off your back. 477 00:22:42,171 --> 00:22:43,205 I hated it. 478 00:22:43,305 --> 00:22:44,474 I gave it an A. 479 00:22:44,574 --> 00:22:45,641 For different reasons, though. 480 00:22:45,741 --> 00:22:47,376 This pacing drives us forward, 481 00:22:47,477 --> 00:22:49,912 and the ideas rise to the surface slowly... 482 00:22:50,012 --> 00:22:51,046 deftly... 483 00:22:51,146 --> 00:22:52,047 but we never get ahead of it. 484 00:22:52,147 --> 00:22:53,048 This is good. 485 00:22:53,148 --> 00:22:54,216 Do more of this. 486 00:22:54,316 --> 00:22:56,318 I think there's more to the rest of the story that-- 487 00:22:56,418 --> 00:22:57,820 No. No, there isn't. 488 00:22:57,920 --> 00:22:59,188 Just this. 489 00:22:59,288 --> 00:23:01,090 Four excellent sentences. 490 00:23:01,190 --> 00:23:04,093 But most people can't do this. 491 00:23:06,295 --> 00:23:07,697 All right. Well... 492 00:23:07,797 --> 00:23:09,865 thanks for the A. 493 00:23:09,965 --> 00:23:11,601 Yep. 494 00:23:13,268 --> 00:23:15,337 So you're just not gonna do it? 495 00:23:15,437 --> 00:23:16,472 You're not gonna make a list? 496 00:23:17,940 --> 00:23:19,609 Turns out I'm not a list guy. 497 00:23:20,543 --> 00:23:22,444 If they ask for a collage... 498 00:23:22,545 --> 00:23:24,246 And you think that'll work? 499 00:23:24,346 --> 00:23:25,247 Yeah. 500 00:23:25,347 --> 00:23:26,716 Just get some images, and words, 501 00:23:26,816 --> 00:23:28,250 and glitter and glue. 502 00:23:28,350 --> 00:23:30,452 No. No, it's not gonna work. 503 00:23:33,856 --> 00:23:34,990 Did it get you off? 504 00:23:37,059 --> 00:23:38,393 Excuse me? 505 00:23:38,494 --> 00:23:39,461 Sleeping with the dean. 506 00:23:39,562 --> 00:23:41,631 Did it get you off the list? 507 00:23:43,065 --> 00:23:44,233 I don't know what you mean. 508 00:23:44,333 --> 00:23:46,468 Your shirt's inside out and you smell like balls. 509 00:23:46,569 --> 00:23:48,037 "Yes, this was love, 510 00:23:48,137 --> 00:23:51,106 this ridiculous bouncing of the buttocks, 511 00:23:51,206 --> 00:23:52,274 and the wilting 512 00:23:52,374 --> 00:23:54,276 of the poor, insignificant, moist, little penis." 513 00:23:54,376 --> 00:23:55,711 D.H. Lawrence. 514 00:23:55,811 --> 00:23:59,281 Mm. Well, you had me at bouncing buttocks 515 00:23:59,381 --> 00:24:03,218 and lost me at moist, white little penis. 516 00:24:03,318 --> 00:24:04,620 He didn't say white. 517 00:24:04,720 --> 00:24:05,621 I just assumed. 518 00:24:05,721 --> 00:24:06,622 Hmm. 519 00:24:06,722 --> 00:24:08,658 So... 520 00:24:08,758 --> 00:24:09,959 what now? 521 00:24:10,059 --> 00:24:12,662 Uh, now we celebrate the feeling 522 00:24:12,762 --> 00:24:14,964 that comes with a shared defeat. 523 00:24:15,064 --> 00:24:17,967 Maybe we'll finally bond. 524 00:24:18,067 --> 00:24:19,034 Doubtful. 525 00:24:22,605 --> 00:24:24,473 Well... 526 00:24:24,574 --> 00:24:25,675 Drinks at Nora's. 527 00:24:25,775 --> 00:24:26,642 It's on me. 528 00:24:26,742 --> 00:24:28,410 Silver lining. 529 00:24:28,510 --> 00:24:30,345 You should go home and take a shower. 530 00:24:31,581 --> 00:24:33,315 I got it. I-- I got it! 531 00:24:33,415 --> 00:24:36,118 No, but in a white wine glass and it can't be a-- 532 00:24:41,390 --> 00:24:43,559 Meg. 533 00:24:45,260 --> 00:24:46,696 Hi. 534 00:24:47,630 --> 00:24:49,231 I didn't think I'd see you here for a while. 535 00:24:51,133 --> 00:24:52,534 Yeah, maybe I need a new bar. 536 00:24:53,769 --> 00:24:56,939 Look... 537 00:24:57,039 --> 00:24:59,341 I don't really get marriage. 538 00:24:59,441 --> 00:25:01,844 It's not something that I saw growing up 539 00:25:01,944 --> 00:25:03,713 and it's not this sacred thing to me. 540 00:25:03,813 --> 00:25:05,347 I just... 541 00:25:05,447 --> 00:25:06,849 I don't get it. 542 00:25:06,949 --> 00:25:09,218 But I didn't seduce Russell. 543 00:25:09,318 --> 00:25:10,820 It's not like we have feelings for each other. 544 00:25:10,920 --> 00:25:11,887 No feelings? 545 00:25:11,987 --> 00:25:13,188 That's a great guide for your sex life. 546 00:25:13,288 --> 00:25:14,857 Well, to be honest, 547 00:25:14,957 --> 00:25:17,059 I kinda felt sorry for him. 548 00:25:17,159 --> 00:25:19,561 No one should be allowed to get married at 22. 549 00:25:19,662 --> 00:25:21,864 That's definitely for you to decide. 550 00:25:21,964 --> 00:25:23,799 That's the vibe that I got from him, Hank. 551 00:25:23,899 --> 00:25:24,900 -Not me. -Oh, yeah? 552 00:25:25,000 --> 00:25:28,037 Well, he's camped out on my porch right now, 553 00:25:28,137 --> 00:25:29,805 begging her to take him back, 554 00:25:29,905 --> 00:25:31,373 so I'm getting a different vibe. 555 00:25:31,473 --> 00:25:32,742 Shit. 556 00:25:32,842 --> 00:25:34,777 -Excuse me, can I-- -Yeah, just one second. 557 00:25:35,811 --> 00:25:37,346 I'm sorry that Julie is hurting. 558 00:25:37,446 --> 00:25:39,081 Tell her that I didn't mean to get in between-- 559 00:25:39,181 --> 00:25:41,250 I'm not gonna deliver your apology for you. 560 00:25:41,350 --> 00:25:42,752 And you're not really apologizing. 561 00:25:42,852 --> 00:25:44,186 Well, I wasn't trying to hurt her. 562 00:25:44,286 --> 00:25:45,454 Well, who-- Who were you trying to hurt? 563 00:25:59,669 --> 00:26:01,236 -Now could...? -Yes. 564 00:26:01,336 --> 00:26:02,337 What do you want? 565 00:26:02,437 --> 00:26:03,405 If it's me, 566 00:26:03,505 --> 00:26:05,240 will you guys visit me in South Carolina? 567 00:26:05,340 --> 00:26:06,408 -Absolutely not. -No way. 568 00:26:06,508 --> 00:26:07,843 What's in South Carolina? 569 00:26:07,943 --> 00:26:08,844 My sister lives there. 570 00:26:08,944 --> 00:26:10,345 We hate each other, 571 00:26:10,445 --> 00:26:13,582 but she said she'd put me up for six months, so. 572 00:26:13,683 --> 00:26:15,150 Can I join you? 573 00:26:16,351 --> 00:26:17,286 I'm not interested 574 00:26:17,386 --> 00:26:18,788 in sharing a drink with management right now. 575 00:26:18,888 --> 00:26:19,955 Well, that's okay, 576 00:26:20,055 --> 00:26:22,825 because I tendered my resignation an hour ago. 577 00:26:23,726 --> 00:26:26,028 Well, that gets you a drink. 578 00:26:26,128 --> 00:26:27,663 Spanky, get him a beer. 579 00:26:32,534 --> 00:26:33,535 Seriously? 580 00:26:33,635 --> 00:26:35,570 You jumped ship without a lifeboat? 581 00:26:35,671 --> 00:26:36,605 Practically. 582 00:26:36,706 --> 00:26:38,240 That might have been a little hyperbole there. 583 00:26:38,340 --> 00:26:39,241 Hmm. 584 00:26:39,341 --> 00:26:40,275 The letter is written. 585 00:26:40,375 --> 00:26:41,610 I just need to spell check it and stuff. 586 00:26:41,711 --> 00:26:42,712 Definitely spell check it. 587 00:26:42,812 --> 00:26:44,146 There's nothing sadder 588 00:26:44,246 --> 00:26:46,481 than a Ph.D.'s resignation loiter. 589 00:26:50,385 --> 00:26:51,721 You two again? 590 00:26:51,821 --> 00:26:53,088 I've known her 25 years, 591 00:26:53,188 --> 00:26:55,590 I still can't predict the next thing out of her mouth. 592 00:26:56,658 --> 00:26:59,228 Yeah, but you know it's gonna be about her. 593 00:26:59,328 --> 00:27:00,395 That's okay. 594 00:27:00,495 --> 00:27:01,496 I'm over me. 595 00:27:06,668 --> 00:27:08,704 They wouldn't rent me a moped. 596 00:27:09,905 --> 00:27:10,806 The injustice. 597 00:27:10,906 --> 00:27:12,274 Injustice. 598 00:27:13,275 --> 00:27:14,143 Hey, you made it. 599 00:27:14,243 --> 00:27:15,644 Epstein! 600 00:27:15,745 --> 00:27:16,645 Fellas! 601 00:27:16,746 --> 00:27:17,747 All right. 602 00:27:17,847 --> 00:27:18,814 Hey, you guys. 603 00:27:18,914 --> 00:27:21,416 Um... English department, this is Jeffrey Epstein. 604 00:27:21,516 --> 00:27:24,153 Jeffrey Epstein, this is the English department. 605 00:27:24,253 --> 00:27:26,021 I'm really sorry, guys, 606 00:27:26,121 --> 00:27:27,422 must be a rough night. 607 00:27:27,522 --> 00:27:28,791 I called my friend on the board 608 00:27:28,891 --> 00:27:31,160 to see if there was anything he could do. 609 00:27:31,260 --> 00:27:32,261 -He said it's done. -Wonderful. 610 00:27:32,361 --> 00:27:33,796 Actually, we haven't heard yet. 611 00:27:33,896 --> 00:27:34,897 Would someone tell us? 612 00:27:36,698 --> 00:27:37,800 All right. 613 00:27:37,900 --> 00:27:39,368 You guys... 614 00:27:42,805 --> 00:27:43,973 Emma... 615 00:27:45,274 --> 00:27:46,175 Finny... 616 00:27:46,275 --> 00:27:47,676 and Billie... 617 00:27:58,954 --> 00:28:00,022 We're hurting right now. 618 00:28:00,589 --> 00:28:02,024 But we're professors. 619 00:28:02,124 --> 00:28:04,293 We don't lay down. 620 00:28:04,393 --> 00:28:05,394 Because we're professors, 621 00:28:05,494 --> 00:28:07,496 and we know that's grammatically incorrect. 622 00:28:07,596 --> 00:28:09,164 We lie down, 623 00:28:09,264 --> 00:28:10,833 or we stand up, 624 00:28:10,933 --> 00:28:13,168 and we go to my house, 625 00:28:13,268 --> 00:28:14,569 and we party. 626 00:28:15,570 --> 00:28:17,006 Right now. 627 00:28:17,106 --> 00:28:18,207 Carpe diem. 628 00:28:18,307 --> 00:28:19,274 Who's with me? 629 00:28:23,145 --> 00:28:24,379 I have a hot tub. 630 00:28:24,479 --> 00:28:26,748 Dickie Pope is the worst person I ever met. 631 00:28:26,849 --> 00:28:28,117 And I've met an actual Nazi. 632 00:28:28,984 --> 00:28:30,152 All he cares about is money. 633 00:28:30,252 --> 00:28:33,088 Doesn't care about bettering public education. 634 00:28:33,188 --> 00:28:34,756 As a matter of fact, he wants to destroy it. 635 00:28:34,857 --> 00:28:37,692 I... I've heard that he eats garbage. 636 00:28:44,433 --> 00:28:47,002 This is the saddest hot tub party I've ever been to. 637 00:28:47,102 --> 00:28:48,804 I've been to one sadder. 638 00:28:50,105 --> 00:28:51,240 What's the deal? 639 00:28:51,340 --> 00:28:52,574 I mean... 640 00:28:52,674 --> 00:28:54,009 why does he wanna save money so bad? 641 00:28:54,109 --> 00:28:55,410 Is he taking a cut? 642 00:28:55,510 --> 00:28:57,947 I think it's his weird obsession with MIT. 643 00:28:58,047 --> 00:28:59,581 What are you talking about? 644 00:28:59,681 --> 00:29:01,884 I told you about that. Didn't I tell you about that? 645 00:29:01,984 --> 00:29:02,885 No. 646 00:29:02,985 --> 00:29:04,286 This guy wants to be president of an Ivy 647 00:29:04,386 --> 00:29:05,955 like his life depends on it. 648 00:29:06,055 --> 00:29:07,089 MIT's not an Ivy League. 649 00:29:07,189 --> 00:29:08,757 Whoa. What about MIT? 650 00:29:08,858 --> 00:29:11,193 What did he say about MIT? 651 00:29:11,293 --> 00:29:13,295 I-- I got in touch with a head-hunter 652 00:29:13,395 --> 00:29:15,464 who told me there's a position there-- 653 00:29:15,564 --> 00:29:17,299 at the top. 654 00:29:17,399 --> 00:29:18,633 Is that what Dickie's gunning for? 655 00:29:18,733 --> 00:29:21,370 Is that why the deep cut, so he can prove himself to them? 656 00:29:21,470 --> 00:29:22,905 -Guys... -Because that is 657 00:29:23,005 --> 00:29:25,040 a significant infraction 658 00:29:25,140 --> 00:29:27,476 of his fiduciary duties here at this college. 659 00:29:27,576 --> 00:29:29,311 Look, if you have something on Dickie Pope, 660 00:29:29,411 --> 00:29:30,779 we want to hear it. 661 00:29:30,880 --> 00:29:33,448 And we'll make it worth your while. 662 00:29:33,548 --> 00:29:34,884 No, you can't. 663 00:29:34,984 --> 00:29:36,585 You forget, I'm a billionaire. 664 00:29:36,685 --> 00:29:37,752 I know, I forget, too. 665 00:29:37,853 --> 00:29:39,054 Sometimes, I wake up and look around-- 666 00:29:39,154 --> 00:29:41,056 I go, "Oh, my god." 667 00:29:41,156 --> 00:29:43,125 I will write you a poem. 668 00:29:43,225 --> 00:29:44,927 That's priceless. 669 00:29:49,231 --> 00:29:50,099 Look... 670 00:29:50,199 --> 00:29:51,433 what about the "Q"... 671 00:29:51,533 --> 00:29:52,567 in the building-- 672 00:29:52,667 --> 00:29:53,502 in your name? 673 00:29:53,602 --> 00:29:54,503 You-- You never liked that. 674 00:29:54,603 --> 00:29:55,504 That bothered you. 675 00:29:55,604 --> 00:29:56,671 We-- We'll get it taken out. 676 00:29:56,771 --> 00:29:58,507 I don't think you have the power to do that. 677 00:29:58,607 --> 00:29:59,875 Oh, that was Dickie's thing. 678 00:30:01,410 --> 00:30:03,378 No one else that mattered cared. 679 00:30:06,115 --> 00:30:08,050 That little twerp. 680 00:30:09,919 --> 00:30:11,386 ...97... 681 00:30:12,922 --> 00:30:14,556 98... 682 00:30:18,260 --> 00:30:19,294 -Dennis! -Dick. 683 00:30:19,394 --> 00:30:21,530 Hank, you've entered my office. 684 00:30:21,630 --> 00:30:23,165 Oh, yeah. 685 00:30:23,265 --> 00:30:24,533 That's how I got in. Yeah. 686 00:30:26,201 --> 00:30:28,971 I trust you received my list. 687 00:30:29,071 --> 00:30:29,972 Uh... 688 00:30:30,072 --> 00:30:31,606 might have accidentally gone to my inbox. 689 00:30:31,706 --> 00:30:33,475 I only read my spam. 690 00:30:33,575 --> 00:30:34,509 Time. 691 00:30:34,609 --> 00:30:35,510 Dennis! 692 00:30:35,610 --> 00:30:36,678 No. Look, um, 693 00:30:36,778 --> 00:30:38,313 I wanna chat with you, because-- 694 00:30:38,413 --> 00:30:40,149 Did you hear the news? 695 00:30:41,951 --> 00:30:45,254 I'm going to be the new president of MIT. 696 00:30:47,990 --> 00:30:48,857 You are not. 697 00:30:48,958 --> 00:30:50,325 -I'm not? -No. 698 00:30:50,425 --> 00:30:52,627 How would you know that? 699 00:31:00,002 --> 00:31:01,003 It was... 700 00:31:01,103 --> 00:31:03,072 It was a tough job to get. 701 00:31:03,172 --> 00:31:05,374 Right? I had to be devious. 702 00:31:05,474 --> 00:31:06,875 They wanted a-- a clown... 703 00:31:06,976 --> 00:31:07,876 the modern kind, 704 00:31:07,977 --> 00:31:09,144 you know, that kills with glee. 705 00:31:09,244 --> 00:31:11,046 So, first, I had to go to clown college. 706 00:31:11,146 --> 00:31:12,547 I have work to do. 707 00:31:12,647 --> 00:31:15,017 -You can go. -You can go. 708 00:31:15,117 --> 00:31:16,418 It's my office. 709 00:31:16,518 --> 00:31:17,886 Except... 710 00:31:17,987 --> 00:31:19,188 it's not. 711 00:31:23,993 --> 00:31:24,893 Yes? 712 00:31:24,994 --> 00:31:26,161 Mr. Pope, 713 00:31:26,261 --> 00:31:28,897 the Board of Trustees would like to speak with you. 714 00:31:28,998 --> 00:31:30,899 Fine. Put them through. 715 00:31:31,000 --> 00:31:32,001 They're not on the phone. 716 00:31:32,101 --> 00:31:34,603 They're meeting upstairs right now. 717 00:31:34,703 --> 00:31:36,138 That sounds serious. 718 00:32:03,532 --> 00:32:04,599 ...the discovery 719 00:32:04,699 --> 00:32:05,700 that Richard Pope 720 00:32:05,800 --> 00:32:08,037 violated his fiduciary duty to the college. 721 00:32:08,137 --> 00:32:12,274 The current president and CEO cut 25% of the faculty, 722 00:32:12,374 --> 00:32:13,542 falsely claiming 723 00:32:13,642 --> 00:32:14,943 that it was to benefit the school, 724 00:32:15,044 --> 00:32:17,079 all in an effort to pad his resume 725 00:32:17,179 --> 00:32:19,614 and gain favor for a position at MIT. 726 00:32:19,714 --> 00:32:20,915 His assistant, 727 00:32:21,016 --> 00:32:23,285 under cover of Pennsylvania's whistleblower law, 728 00:32:23,385 --> 00:32:24,719 has forwarded emails, 729 00:32:24,819 --> 00:32:26,821 phone logs, and travel logs, 730 00:32:26,921 --> 00:32:29,424 all confirming the allegations. 731 00:33:04,626 --> 00:33:06,361 You know, it's getting cold out there. 732 00:33:07,429 --> 00:33:09,431 Is it? 733 00:33:09,531 --> 00:33:10,532 Did you talk to him yet? 734 00:33:12,401 --> 00:33:13,335 Not really. 735 00:33:13,435 --> 00:33:15,137 Are you going to? 736 00:33:17,272 --> 00:33:18,173 I don't know. 737 00:33:18,273 --> 00:33:20,942 You know, listen, 738 00:33:21,042 --> 00:33:24,813 I know you think that I'm partially responsible, 739 00:33:24,913 --> 00:33:27,382 you know, because I got him the job in the bar. 740 00:33:27,482 --> 00:33:31,786 And maybe I'm partly to blame... 741 00:33:31,886 --> 00:33:33,355 for different reasons. 742 00:33:33,455 --> 00:33:34,423 Uh... 743 00:33:38,227 --> 00:33:39,361 I'm-- I'm... 744 00:33:39,461 --> 00:33:41,563 Forget it. I'm sorry I did that. 745 00:33:44,566 --> 00:33:45,767 Thank you. 746 00:33:47,102 --> 00:33:48,903 I'm sorry for what you and Mom are going through. 747 00:33:50,472 --> 00:33:51,773 What-- What we're going through? 748 00:33:55,144 --> 00:33:57,712 Oh... 749 00:33:57,812 --> 00:33:59,080 I can't... 750 00:33:59,181 --> 00:34:00,182 Whatever. 751 00:34:00,282 --> 00:34:01,916 What? 752 00:34:03,452 --> 00:34:04,953 What do you think is happening? 753 00:34:06,020 --> 00:34:07,156 You're here, 754 00:34:07,256 --> 00:34:08,990 and Mom's in New York with her hot ex-boyfriend 755 00:34:09,090 --> 00:34:10,090 and a broken end table. 756 00:34:11,193 --> 00:34:12,961 You tell me that's not separated. 757 00:34:16,597 --> 00:34:17,566 He's not hot. 758 00:34:19,601 --> 00:34:20,802 He's younger than you. 759 00:34:35,217 --> 00:34:36,718 So, yeah, 760 00:34:36,818 --> 00:34:40,021 the board is initiating conversations... 761 00:34:40,121 --> 00:34:42,557 and, uh, we will see. 762 00:34:42,657 --> 00:34:44,626 We will see. 763 00:34:44,726 --> 00:34:45,927 Well, t hat's great. 764 00:34:46,027 --> 00:34:46,928 Yeah. 765 00:34:47,028 --> 00:34:48,730 I also had a pretty interesting day. 766 00:34:48,829 --> 00:34:49,731 Yeah? 767 00:34:49,831 --> 00:34:51,365 Do you remember that thing 768 00:34:51,465 --> 00:34:53,802 about how every time I say Catherine Keener's name, 769 00:34:53,902 --> 00:34:54,936 you make a move on me? 770 00:34:55,036 --> 00:34:56,738 Uh, no, I-- I don't. 771 00:34:58,039 --> 00:34:58,973 Of course you do. 772 00:34:59,073 --> 00:34:59,941 We've talked about this. 773 00:35:00,041 --> 00:35:02,811 Well, I don't remember. 774 00:35:02,911 --> 00:35:04,012 You really don't? 775 00:35:08,383 --> 00:35:10,285 Oh. 776 00:35:10,385 --> 00:35:11,286 Okay. 777 00:35:11,386 --> 00:35:12,387 It's... 778 00:35:12,487 --> 00:35:13,822 It's nothing, anyway. 779 00:35:13,922 --> 00:35:15,257 Forget it. 780 00:35:15,357 --> 00:35:16,625 Oh, hey... 781 00:35:16,725 --> 00:35:19,561 Julie thinks we're separated. 782 00:35:19,661 --> 00:35:21,430 We're not separated. 783 00:35:21,530 --> 00:35:22,764 I know, right? 784 00:35:24,899 --> 00:35:25,834 That's just... 785 00:35:25,934 --> 00:35:26,801 just silly. 786 00:35:26,901 --> 00:35:28,437 It's so silly. 787 00:35:34,075 --> 00:35:35,644 Uh... 788 00:35:35,744 --> 00:35:37,912 I've got another big day tomorrow, 789 00:35:38,012 --> 00:35:39,481 I think I should go to sleep. 790 00:35:39,581 --> 00:35:40,482 Okay, good night. 791 00:35:40,582 --> 00:35:42,116 Okay. 792 00:35:43,418 --> 00:35:44,886 Yeah. 793 00:36:42,544 --> 00:36:42,911 Hey! 794 00:36:43,712 --> 00:36:46,381 Team, wanna hear what I just heard? 795 00:36:46,481 --> 00:36:48,049 It is official. 796 00:36:48,149 --> 00:36:50,685 We've all been reinstated, and Dickie Pope is out. 797 00:36:53,455 --> 00:36:55,824 Well, hey, we should-- we should all go get lunch. 798 00:36:55,924 --> 00:36:57,326 Yeah, we just hung out. 799 00:36:57,426 --> 00:36:58,427 Hey, where's Spanky? 800 00:36:59,628 --> 00:37:00,662 Oh, yeah. 801 00:37:00,762 --> 00:37:01,996 Well, why isn't he the one delivering the news? 802 00:37:02,096 --> 00:37:03,231 Yeah, he's only the chair of the department. 803 00:37:03,332 --> 00:37:05,233 Oh, he's totally avoiding us. 804 00:37:05,334 --> 00:37:07,235 Rachel? 805 00:37:07,336 --> 00:37:08,870 I don't know. 806 00:37:08,970 --> 00:37:10,705 I think he slipped away. 807 00:37:12,507 --> 00:37:13,575 Isn't this what he wanted? 808 00:37:13,675 --> 00:37:14,609 Oh, god. 809 00:37:14,709 --> 00:37:15,610 I've known the man for 25 years. 810 00:37:15,710 --> 00:37:16,778 I still have no idea what he wants. 811 00:37:16,878 --> 00:37:18,246 I don't even think he knows. 812 00:37:18,347 --> 00:37:19,748 Here I am feeling proud of myself. 813 00:37:19,848 --> 00:37:22,384 How about that? 814 00:37:22,484 --> 00:37:24,118 So why aren't I going out there? 815 00:37:24,218 --> 00:37:26,688 They're only going to be happy with me . 816 00:37:26,788 --> 00:37:28,757 Probably the first and last time. 817 00:37:28,857 --> 00:37:29,891 I have a headache. 818 00:37:29,991 --> 00:37:32,694 If I asked Occam, he'd say... 819 00:37:32,794 --> 00:37:35,163 "It's not them I want to share this with." 820 00:37:46,040 --> 00:37:46,975 Hello. 821 00:37:47,075 --> 00:37:48,943 I had a few minutes. 822 00:37:49,043 --> 00:37:50,278 I... 823 00:37:50,379 --> 00:37:51,513 I bought lunch. 824 00:37:57,051 --> 00:37:58,720 I had a good day. 825 00:37:58,820 --> 00:38:00,589 Is this chicken salad, Alison? 826 00:38:01,590 --> 00:38:02,591 It's turkey. 827 00:38:02,691 --> 00:38:04,959 And, uh, this is Laurel. 828 00:38:05,059 --> 00:38:06,661 But... 829 00:38:06,761 --> 00:38:09,330 I told you about those layoffs I was put in charge of. 830 00:38:09,431 --> 00:38:10,932 You remember that? 831 00:38:11,032 --> 00:38:12,333 You said it. 832 00:38:12,434 --> 00:38:13,402 And, yes, we heard it. 833 00:38:13,502 --> 00:38:15,103 Okay. Well... 834 00:38:15,203 --> 00:38:16,871 I figured a way around it. 835 00:38:18,907 --> 00:38:20,442 No one's gonna get fired. 836 00:38:22,176 --> 00:38:24,946 Not just in my department, but, uh... 837 00:38:25,046 --> 00:38:26,615 across the humanities. 838 00:38:33,354 --> 00:38:34,756 No one saved my job. 839 00:38:34,856 --> 00:38:37,992 Yeah. Well, there were a lot of jealous people 840 00:38:38,092 --> 00:38:39,127 there at Columbia. 841 00:38:39,227 --> 00:38:41,596 Cutthroat is what it was. 842 00:38:41,696 --> 00:38:43,798 And they cut my throat. 843 00:38:43,898 --> 00:38:44,933 You retired. 844 00:38:45,033 --> 00:38:46,300 I didn't retire. 845 00:38:46,401 --> 00:38:47,769 Don't be naive. 846 00:38:47,869 --> 00:38:50,171 Well, maybe you're not as sharp as you once were. 847 00:38:50,271 --> 00:38:51,205 That-- That's... 848 00:38:51,305 --> 00:38:53,374 You don't have to be bitter about it. 849 00:38:53,475 --> 00:38:56,678 Right? You can just look back at a great long run. Okay? 850 00:38:56,778 --> 00:38:58,212 My mind is fine. 851 00:38:58,312 --> 00:39:00,815 There's professors there that can't find their own feet. 852 00:39:02,451 --> 00:39:04,385 They set me up. 853 00:39:04,486 --> 00:39:07,021 They fact-checked me like "gotcha" journalists. 854 00:39:07,121 --> 00:39:08,389 Fact-checked? 855 00:39:08,490 --> 00:39:09,958 What are you talking about? 856 00:39:10,058 --> 00:39:11,526 He-- He's not talking about anything. 857 00:39:11,626 --> 00:39:13,361 He-- He's just a little confused. 858 00:39:13,462 --> 00:39:15,997 I wrote a piece last year 859 00:39:16,097 --> 00:39:21,102 about my experiences at the march in Selma, 1965. 860 00:39:22,270 --> 00:39:24,873 We lived in Colorado that year. 861 00:39:24,973 --> 00:39:27,408 You... Were you at Selma? 862 00:39:27,509 --> 00:39:29,210 I could have been! 863 00:39:29,310 --> 00:39:31,846 That's my point. 864 00:39:31,946 --> 00:39:33,915 Better saying that I was there 865 00:39:34,015 --> 00:39:36,918 than saying I watched on TV. 866 00:39:37,018 --> 00:39:39,320 You think that gets picked up in a journal? 867 00:39:39,420 --> 00:39:41,723 You gotta keep publishing, or-- 868 00:39:41,823 --> 00:39:44,425 or you don't get invited to panels. 869 00:39:44,526 --> 00:39:46,561 So if I screwed up, 870 00:39:46,661 --> 00:39:51,533 it was because of their system that pushed me to it. 871 00:39:51,633 --> 00:39:53,067 They're all responsible. 872 00:39:53,167 --> 00:39:55,369 Oh, it's an understandable mistake. 873 00:39:55,470 --> 00:39:57,405 Their mistake. 874 00:39:57,506 --> 00:40:00,775 I-- I was taking well-earned license. 875 00:40:00,875 --> 00:40:03,612 You made up facts for an essay 876 00:40:03,712 --> 00:40:06,014 so that you could be invited to panels? 877 00:40:06,114 --> 00:40:07,782 What else is there? 878 00:40:18,359 --> 00:40:20,629 I've started archiving your father's work. 879 00:40:22,196 --> 00:40:23,898 And, actually, I need to come to you 880 00:40:23,998 --> 00:40:25,066 and see if we can find 881 00:40:25,166 --> 00:40:26,768 a young student 882 00:40:26,868 --> 00:40:28,570 that might be interested in being part of... 883 00:40:28,670 --> 00:40:30,404 For 45 years, 884 00:40:30,505 --> 00:40:31,773 I'd been dying to know 885 00:40:31,873 --> 00:40:34,809 what was so valuable that he'd leave his family. 886 00:40:34,909 --> 00:40:36,210 And there it is... 887 00:40:36,310 --> 00:40:38,046 conferences. 888 00:40:38,146 --> 00:40:40,481 All this time, I thought he knew something. 889 00:40:40,582 --> 00:40:43,084 I was trying to get answers from him, but... 890 00:40:43,184 --> 00:40:45,453 what answers could I get from such a flawed man 891 00:40:45,554 --> 00:40:46,855 that wouldn't be wrong? 892 00:40:48,056 --> 00:40:49,724 What a loser. 893 00:40:49,824 --> 00:40:51,292 He could have stayed... 894 00:40:51,392 --> 00:40:52,393 and had a son, 895 00:40:52,493 --> 00:40:53,494 known his grandchildren. 896 00:40:53,595 --> 00:40:56,164 He could have had a wife who just adored him. 897 00:40:56,264 --> 00:40:58,833 He could have had everything that I have. 898 00:41:00,835 --> 00:41:02,737 I have everything. 899 00:41:12,881 --> 00:41:15,984 * Now that I've lost everything to you * 900 00:41:16,084 --> 00:41:17,919 * You say you wanna start something new * 901 00:41:20,088 --> 00:41:23,958 * And it's breakin' my heart that you're leavin' * 902 00:41:24,058 --> 00:41:26,527 * Baby, I'm grievin' 903 00:41:26,628 --> 00:41:29,998 * But if you want to leave take good care * 904 00:41:30,098 --> 00:41:33,835 * You've got a lot of nice things to wear * 905 00:41:33,935 --> 00:41:37,939 * But then a lot of nice things turn bad out there * 906 00:41:42,076 --> 00:41:46,347 * Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world... * 907 00:41:46,447 --> 00:41:47,749 Hi. 908 00:41:48,950 --> 00:41:52,420 * It's hard to get by just upon a smile... * 909 00:41:55,824 --> 00:42:02,396 * Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world * 910 00:42:02,496 --> 00:42:07,435 * I'll always remember you like a child * 911 00:42:08,569 --> 00:42:12,006 Parking around here is a brainteaser. 912 00:42:13,174 --> 00:42:16,544 Does this, uh, place have a bathroom? 913 00:42:16,645 --> 00:42:18,546 Or is it one of those SROs where you... 914 00:42:18,647 --> 00:42:19,413 No. 915 00:42:19,513 --> 00:42:20,982 ...everybody shares down the hall? 916 00:42:21,082 --> 00:42:23,217 Ah! 917 00:42:23,317 --> 00:42:25,687 * Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world... * 918 00:42:25,787 --> 00:42:27,889 Oh, yeah! 919 00:42:27,989 --> 00:42:29,423 Look at that! 920 00:42:29,523 --> 00:42:30,992 New York! 921 00:42:32,126 --> 00:42:34,462 * ...just like a child 922 00:42:37,098 --> 00:42:38,366 New York! 923 00:42:38,466 --> 00:42:40,368 * Ooh, baby, baby it's a wild world... * 924 00:42:40,468 --> 00:42:43,104 Hey, New York!